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Whoa! Females must really be trying to be the next Buffy the Body overnight, or should I say over a visit to their doctor! I didn’t know it was this serious these days, I guess going to the gym and getting your workout on is overrated. Six ladies were injured after some unlicensed provider injected non-medical grade silicone into their butt. I hope they didn’t get that silicone from Home Depot!!! Read more

March 8, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Vine  
    

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This is BEYOND RIDICULOUS! There can’t be much worse of a FAIL here! I know its been over 10 years since D’Angelo put an album out, but come on….there has to be some groupie love left for him somewhere in NYC. I mean, u got $12,000 in your whip (couldn’t he hit up a strip club and get a “professional” at least?), and the best you can do is solicit a cop for some oral sex? Guess we won’t be hearing any music from this guy for a minute. NYP reports:

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March 7, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Vine  
    

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After DJ Drama had Gucci Mane and Young Jeezy on the phone together and end the drama, it appears that the beef isn’t over after all. Apparently, there was a fight between the CTE camp and the So Icy Entertainment crew down in Atlanta. According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, the two squads got into it at Walter’s Clothing store, which caused the store to shut down for about a half hour.

The fight began when the Gucci Mane’s people walked into the store and saw Young Jeezy’s crew, according to a witness who works at the store. A spokesperson for the Atlanta police department also confirmed the fight.

“There was a physical altercation inside the location between several men.” One of the men produced a weapon “and as a result a private armed security guard of a local entertainer discharged his weapon.” The police detained Waka Flocka’s security.

March 5, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Vine  
    

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Rapper Nas needs a wake-up call — he’s trying to win back his estranged baby mama Kelis (despite the fact she’s suing him over child support) and now he owes the IRS a huge chunk of change.

We told you about the tax lien the IRS slapped on Nas back in October to the tune of $2,584,206.31. Now, according to court docs, Nas’ bill has ballooned to a whopping $3,365,671.26. Not Joe Francis territory, but getting close.

Last week, Nas was ordered to pay baby mama Kelis $200,000 in back child and spousal support.

Our sources say Nas doesn’t have a clue he’s going under financially and doesn’t understand he can go to jail if he doesn’t pay child support. He was at Sundance recently and raked in $50,000 for a performance, which, we’re told, he blew before he blew out of Sundance.

And more news in the non-reality department — Nas has been sending Kelis a flurry of emails, telling her how much he wants her back and where she can fly to hook up with him. Nas — she has a new boyfriend and has moved on. She really wants that divorce.

February 28, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Vine  
    

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February 28, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Videos  
    

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At the end of the video, the man, whose voice is disguised electronically, demands $100,000 from Trina to get her cell phone back with all of its contents intact. He also promises, if he doesn’t get the cash, he’ll release a part 2 of this video with photos of Trina’s former lover, Denver Nuggets star Kenyon Martin, smoking weed.
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February 28, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Videos  
    


Juelz expression at the end of this clip is priceless!

February 24, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Videos  
    

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Wow. Jayson Williams really didn’t think he was going to get outta this, did he? He could’ve served all this time on the weekends from then til now and been out. Gotta wonder what goes through people minds once they get a little cheez to live with. Go figure. 18 months is a long time to spend in the clink, especially after being free for 9 years after the fact. NYDN:

A tearful Jayson Williams apologized Tuesday for the fatal shooting of limo driver before he was sentenced to up to five years in prison.

This means the former NBA star will be eligible for parole after serving just 18 months for the death of Costas (Gus) Christofi.

The slain driver’s sister, Andrea Adams, had asked the judge to make Williams serve the max – with no parole.

An angry look crossed Adams’ face as State Superior Court Judge Edward Coleman imposed the more lenient sentence. Read more

February 23, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Vine  
    

What’s the best birthday gift you ever got? Well I’m willing to bet it wasn’t a $360,000 Bentley on your 16th birthday. That’s exactly what Diddy picked up for Justin. Pair that with a date with Nicki Minaj and his day could be labeled best birthday ever.

February 23, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Videos  
    

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Katt Williams has more to worry about than getting arrested at Walmart. Katt’s house is on the verge of foreclosure and that Phantom that he always jokes about during his stand up show has gone back to the bank. Katt’s house in Calabasas is about to be foreclosed, his Phantom Rolls Royce was re-poed. He owes millions in back taxes and now that he flaked on his show in Dallas, TX during All-Star Weekend he hasn’t returned the deposit. He also has several lawsuits pending from past employees who never got paid, and hasn’t paid his lawyers in Atlanta who helped him w/ recent situation.

He refuses to do comedy shows to generate money because he told everyone he retired, so now he’s trying to set up shows where he just does a musical performance (he raps) and nobody wants to book him for that

Shouts to forbezdvd.com

February 22, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Vine  
    

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Nas has just pled not guilty to contempt of court, in what has become a bitter divorce case between him and Kelis.

In court this AM, Kelis’ lawyer alleged Nas owes more than $200,000 in child and spousal support, along with attorney’s fees.

Kelis’ lawyer had filed a contempt motion earlier because her estranged hubby refused to pay up … today, through Nas’ attorney, the rapper pled not guilty.

A contempt hearing will be held next month. If convicted, Nas could go to jail.

February 21, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Vine  
    

“The FBI has opened an investigation into allegations that a Pennsylvania school official remotely monitored a student at home, a law enforcement official with knowledge of the case told CNN on Saturday. The official, who asked not to be identified, said the FBI became involved in the case after a family filed a lawsuit against the Lower Merion School District, located outside of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The family accused an assistant principal at Harriton High School of watching their son through his laptop’s webcam while he was at home and unaware he was being watched. The family also says the school official used a photo taken on a laptop as the basis for disciplining the student.” – CNN

February 21, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Videos  
    

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Listen to the 67 year old vet explain what caused the infamous beatdown of that younger thug. “I whipped his butt so fast and so pretty. I hit him with the Ali shuffle! Left, right, left…Don’t fuck with senior citizens they might surprise you once in a while!” If you haven’t seen the original fight video, check it here. After the jump hear the 67 year old explain how it went down and what started it. If that young thug has to go back to jail after getting humiliated in front of everyone on the gus, that’s a double FAIL!!! Read more

February 21, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Videos  
    
February 21, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness  
    

Erykah does her best Method Man rendition @ the Fox Theatre Oakland. Hit the jump to see Dave Chapelle introduce her Read more

February 20, 2010 · Posted in Monkey Bizness, Videos  
    

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